Too Old and Broken To Run, Will Shoot Instead – A PVC Patch with Humor and Attitude

Not every patch needs to be serious — some are meant to make people smile and stare twice.
The “Too Old and Broken To Run, Will Shoot Instead” PVC Patch captures a hilarious mix of wisdom, sarcasm, and self-confidence.
It’s bold, funny, and perfect for anyone who’s been around long enough to know that running isn’t always the answer!

A Funny Way to Show Your Personality

This patch is more than a joke — it’s a statement.
Designed for people with a sense of humor and a love for expressive gear, it fits perfectly on jackets, backpacks, vests, or tool bags.
It’s a way of saying: “I’ve seen it all, I’ve done enough, and I still have my edge.”

Made with high-quality soft PVC rubber, the design pops with sharp lines, embossed text, and a durable feel that lasts through any adventure.

Built to Last – Made from Premium Soft PVC

Our 3D Soft PVC Patches are waterproof, flexible, and UV-resistant.
That means your patch won’t fade, crack, or peel even after years of outdoor use.

Key features:
✅ Waterproof and weather-resistant
✅ Hook & loop backing for easy attachment
✅ 2D or 3D embossed text
✅ Fully customizable size and color options

Where to Use Your Patch

• Jackets or hoodies

• Backpacks and messenger bags

• Tool kits or gear bags

• Everyday accessories

• Funny gifts for friends

This patch turns any ordinary item into a conversation piece. Whether for yourself or as a fun gift, it always gets a laugh.

Customization Options

Want your own funny slogan or unique design?
At YC Gifts, we make it easy to create custom soft PVC rubber patches in any shape, color, or quote.
From funny one-liners to brand logos, we help you bring your idea to life.

Options include:

• Hook & loop or sew-on backings

• Embossed 2D or 3D designs

• Matte, glossy, or glow finishes

• Eco-friendly soft PVC material

Why Choose YC Gifts

At YC Gifts, we specialize in producing custom PVC patches, labels, and keychains with precision and creativity.
We offer:

• OEM & ODM service

• Fast delivery with low MOQ

• Free artwork assistance

• Professional quality control